rainbow, rage

Aomi Armster

Where the blue-green hits the fan.

Aomi and Aomi and.........Aomi?
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
The god-demons in Teni's mind want another Aomi (not like the chimera aomi--that plan failed W__W)

Normal Aomi = white skinned/black stripes-ear & tail tips/black hair and teal bangs/cyan eyes (color of inside the ears stay the same- peach/light peach)

Invert Aomi= black skinned/white stripes-ear & tail tips/white hair and red bangs/red eyes (color of inside the ears stay the same- peach/light peach)

Normal + Invert = ????? i must think of what..this aomi would look like, either a mix & match? combination?

the colors to work with: white, black, grey, peach, red, cyan, purple, green, yellow, blue

some computer screens/TVs/printers make Aomi's eyes & bangs out as either GREEN or BLUE and not blue-green/cyan-like.

the purple comes in because of female Aomi's lips, they are purple and her eyeshadow is purple-reddish/pink inverting them
makes them green. ALSO: because invert and normal... their orb balls i wanted them to combine to make purple or something like that
but since cyan and red only make some brown/grey colour i had to opt for the BLUE of Aomi

invert purple=green
invert red=cyan
invert yellow=blue

red+blue= purple etc
black+white= grey
red+cyan= some grey/brown thing

and they want to be demons
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
So the main excuses for Aomi Armster imposters are:
-i found it so i use it
-i needed a "cool" nickname so i searched for it
-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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all in all:
I, Teni.S. made AomiArmster
the character, the character's different forms, the character's family, the character's name.
so these people that use the username that are not me, or make variants, well they can't think up their own
user names/handles in any shape or form. Seriously...WTF?
it saddens me how my handle is being used to name spambots to attack sites. its really disgusting.
i also noticed them on other computers when I searched for "AomiArmster".
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I get asked how I find these fake Aomi Armster s out.
Easy, I search, i use as many search engines as I can.
I can't take these as flattery, ever ever. I just can't
its bloody insulting. Yes, they just use the name..but why? They have NO IDEA
what they are naming themselves after. Why name yourself something that has NOTHING
to do with you, something you didn't even make up.
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I can't stop them but I will point them out. I have to!
and I'm not being crazy, I have plenty of usernames/nicknames
I never throw a shit-fit over, why?  because they are common goddamn words/names.
Aomi Armster is not. >;[
AomiArmster is MINE MINE MINE MINE.
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and if i make names out of a mix and match from AomiArmster
THOSE ARE MINE TOO!  (yes, this is me being silly)


And they want to be Demons.
demon, aomi, hime, catgirl, youkai
[info]aomiarmster
So the main excuses for Aomi Armster imposters are:
-i found it so i use it
-i needed a "cool" nickname so i searched for it
-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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all in all:
I, Teni.S. made AomiArmster
the character, the character's different forms, the character's family, the character's name.
so these people that use the username that are not me, or make variants, well they can't think up their own
user names/handles in any shape or form. Seriously...WTF?
it saddens me how my handle is being used to name spambots to attack sites. its really disgusting.
i also noticed them on other computers when I searched for "AomiArmster".
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I get asked how I find these fake Aomi Armster s out.
Easy, I search, i use as many search engines as I can.
I can't take these as flattery, ever ever. I just can't
its bloody insulting. Yes, they just use the name..but why? They have NO IDEA
what they are naming themselves after. Why name yourself something that has NOTHING
to do with you, something you didn't even make up.
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I can't stop them but I will point them out. I have to!
and I'm not being crazy, I have plenty of usernames/nicknames
I never throw a shit-fit over, why? because they are common goddamn words/names.
Aomi Armster is not. >;[
AomiArmster is MINE MINE MINE MINE.
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and if i make names out of a mix and match from AomiArmster
THOSE ARE MINE TOO! (yes, this is me being silly)

maybe... maybe not....
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
Rage becomes truly horrifying when everyone has forgotten how the poison got into their system and no one knows, or cares, how to get it out.


If i suddenly vanish off the net it is because of a financial snag (i'm basically looking for a job or something and i'm trying to get used to multitasking)
and i've been distracted by becoming a scrooge. MONEY! MONEY! yay!
I blame most of my lack-of-getting-projects-done on myself. i have this feeling of irony....when i'm busy i can draw--make things. when i dont have
anything to do.. i turn into a slob of lazy stupidity. I wanted to do more things with my art... and characters specially with Aomi Armster...
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. *smacks head on desk* ya know, i wanted to like draw more poses/outfits/forms/accessories/smiting the morons pretending to be aomi armster
.......laziness..doom..woe... waah my ego is out of control.
no one to blame but myself, i've SOOO LOST THE GAME.. i feel worthless and shittier than ever lol. however,things are changing, that total fear of losing everything
just... kicked in.
my paranoia is also getting the best of me, i have like 398463896398359 aomiarmster accounts on the net and i'm constantly thinking they'll all be deleted
in 60 days or 4 months. beh.. i dunno

so yeah.. the messengers are still on private mode
if i dont have you already added, i'll appear offline forevers anyway. :( sozz but i had to, too many freaking stupid bots & random asshats bugging me
but tis easy to email me!
aomiarmster@live.com :O

Unwarranted Self Importance
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
A rather BAAAAWWW worthy situation is going on. Specially on the web. Now, it just isn't a name to me, it is my property.
Aomi Armster is the name of a character I had made back in 1997 and brought Aomi Armster onto the internet around 2004 and frankly,
I made the name UP. Because.. honestly.. if it was a commonly used name..it would've sprung up or something before I took the measure to
register AomiArmster all over the place as much as I could.
Nowadays because of my non-stop swarm over the net
Aomi Armster is so well known to the Yahoo! Search engine it knows Aomi Armster is A DEMON (my demon, the one I MADE).
yahoo profile of AomiArmster
http://profiles.yahoo.com/aomiarmster
see? 2004.
My AomiArmster was around before the rest and another weird situation popped up on MSN, some weirdo was telling me
he liked my Aomi Armster nickname and was using it on istanbul.net.
Even asked me what Aomi Armster ment. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH credit was given. TO ME.
I, Teni, made Aomi Armster.

I have not signed up to any of these sites below;
i'm not saying to attack these people below
I don't know where they got the idea to use AomiArmster as a nick name.
i'm just letting you know that there ARE imposter AomiArmsters going around these days.

impersonator AomiArmsters
http://www.wow-tranzer.org/forum/index.php?s=a277e2bead3b7a61ac3b91cdd8d7b090&showuser=4336
http://www.habbo.co.uk/home/AomiArmster
http://passport.baidu.com/?business&aid=7&default_tab=2&un=AomiArmster#0
http://galleriesmaster.com/cgi-bin/at3/signup.cgi
http://www.sharkscope.com/index.html?username=AomiArmster&network=party
http://ffforce.eu/index.php?page=profil&id=1857
http://www.liveconnector.com/166901
http://www.heeloe.com/AomiArmster/
http://www.coolchaser.com/user/profile/7160682
http://portal.zijan.net/pages/anketa.php?uz=AomiArmster

The Aomi Armster Doll 2
demon, aomi, hime, catgirl, youkai
[info]aomiarmster
On April 17th 2007-- I had posted the original Aomi Doll. ( http://aomiarmster.livejournal.com/9296.html )
and now this is about the NEW Aomi Doll made back in July 21st 2007, lol.



So yes, this is a 9 inch doll--but counting the ears, its a nice 10inch.
The base is an Obitsu, the ears & tail were made out of a TOWEL O_O not a sock! ( i rerooting aomi's hair) like actually stabbed in EACH STRAND. Aomi's hair is the same yarn I used to make the old doll's hair, and yes, the new doll doesn't have pupils.( so yes, sometimes there are pupils and sometimes there are not) It is almost an unknown thing, Aomi is really BLIND ( there is a reason for his/her huge ears) and Aomi's hair ( though it is usually seen drawn straight/curlyish) Aomi actually has 'dreds' like his mother, Aoxi.


So yeah, it is the NEW Aomi doll, flashing a boobie, a dainty booby & a soft perky pink nipple. (whoa that felt weird to describe) I don't know what drove me to take a picture of the doll this way... -__-;

ANYHOOO.
This is an obitsu 23cm doll thinger with a paint on face thingie
she was a 'white' toned doll but when i began painting, well duh, Aomi Armster has WHITE skin, so it made the base doll's skin look like a TAN. -_-; My only worry is that the paint would chip off--I've never worked with the kind of plastic that the obitsu doll is made of.





AND THIS DOLL WAS A HIDEOUS BITCH TO WORK WITH
painting things white is a pain in the ass
and it doesn't help that the doll is fragile in this state
oh well...
and because of this doll's fragile-state, when Aomi Doll is not in use
she/he will hybernate in a shoebox (until i can get a bloody doll case!!!)

This Aomi doll is wearing my barbie's pajama's coz at the moment I can't make Aomi's outfits, I'm too frazzled by the experience of being "god" for 5 days & 1 week.

everything was made from scratch other than the doll base itself but..everything else was out of my own doing.



Both Aomi Dolls' eyes glow in the dark. I'm proud of this thing..both of them, as i said , it is a dream of mine to have a 3D aomi, be it a physical one or a graphic aomi.

I'm looking for some doll cases... the other one I originally had .. apparently is too small for this doll --i forgot to take in account of Aomi's ears o_o; that has added to the height of the doll! *WAILS*

So yeah, all the Aomi Armster trademarks are here, cyan eyes, turqoise bangs, black hair, white ears that are black tipped just like the tail, three black stripes on hips, etc oh and SUPPOSEDLY NAKED.


As far as what outfits I want to make for this new doll, it is up to debate, obviously i'm going for the red theme as usual, maybe a kimono of some sort, long knee-high red socks, the works. But, we'll see
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Here, Old & New Aomi Dolls together!
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Aomi jumped on another doll's face and started tearing out her hair.
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Funny story behind this doll stand that the New Aomi Doll is using.
the stand actually belongs to my Sephiroth action figure, so the story went. "Sephiroth was brutally murdered by Aomi. Motive: The Stand.
C.O.D: Strangulation."
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Hopefully, one day, I can make a 3D Aomi with graphics and what not :)
Enjoy the random pictures below! And and and a huge thanks to you guys( and my parents & friends & etc) , for the support & love!
















Which Silent Hill Character are you?
catboy, neko, kitten
[info]aomiarmster

You are... Pyramid Head (from Silent Hill)!
Take this quiz!





Spine Babies and Aomipu
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
Hello loves! (yes, i know this is getting super annoying, i'm sorry!! ) Below are two links, the first one is for the Aomipu template and the second one is the Spinebaby template.
You can modify & color these two to your liking(anyway you want), its kind of a club/group/badge thing. These templates are in .gif format so you need to use an art program, something like photoshop,etc--so yeah edit them to your liking!
(you can make your own too but keep the sizes
12x12, 15x15,50x50,80x80,100x100 )
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DO NOT DIRECTLY LINK TO THESE TEMPLATES
copy them to your own computer & reupload somewhere else
plz plz plz ;3

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http://i7.tinypic.com/4ygteea.gif
http://i16.tinypic.com/4vssl6h.gif
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Little background info:
The Aomipu's are like a species of avatar they're just like small puff ball versions of something else.
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Spinebabies are the creation of a number of people. It started when Xaphiroth had to go in for a spinal tap and then ManadaTehPanda freaked out and screamed something about a result of such a test 'tissues in the spine' or something, then it became a joke of Spinal Fetus, Spine Fetus, Spine Baby, something of the sort. That was back in Feburary!
It was just a few days ago that I joked around with a person ( Ve) and impregnated him with Spinal Fetuses
so he got the idea to draw such a thing, and then another person InsomniaticDreamer made a SpineBaby emoticon,stamp & an avatar.

How to get a spine baby, its easy, your spinal fluid is flushed out and fetuses are implanted in the fluid then it is put back into the spine :B

lol SpineBaby Society
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Spine Babies Links/pictures:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56054970/
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56048724/
http://spinebaby.deviantart.com
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If you are going to use the templates
please have them LINK back here to this journal!
and drop a link to where you are using one of the Aomipus or the Spine Baby!
yes coz this is a community thing!

The Aomi Doll
catboy, neko, kitten
[info]aomiarmster
UPDATE: click on this link --> http://aomiarmster.livejournal.com/9995.html (to see the newer aomi doll -made july 21st- )
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FINALLY! AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS OF PLANNING.
Yes, it has always been one of my dreams to have some sort of 3D Aomi Armster.
There are those of you- that remember when I began this plan to originally make an
Aomipu plushie- but I couldn't finish that project (either it was from laziness or other things). So Aomipu plushie was canceled- but I still held onto a 3D Aomi dream.




Before I get down to the Aomi Doll's deetails, lemme tell you a bit of the background on this project. The base of this doll is 10 years old (nearly the same age as Aomi itself O_O) - given to me by a friend longgg ago- from Iceland. (THANK YOU SASHA!!!) So it was only last year when I planned to make an Aomipu plushie- I started with a sock then dropped that idea, then I decided to use the base of the Icelandic doll to instead make an Aomi!- so I began painting it white- then I realized to my horror that this doll would be HARD ( and it is, almost like lead- and i have tossed the painted doll- shattering everything in its path) that made me delay the project AGAIN, I wanted a soft huggable doll, I just didn't have the resources or knowledge of how to make one properly.

Then came the weeks and weeks of wanting-pleading-thinking-LOTS OF ANGST and many woes. Then came months and months, where I pondered whether I should plead with the developers on IMVU to help me make a 3D Aomi ( i am still debating on this) then thought against it, so up until recently while browsing about on 4chan, I noticed something called papercraft. OMG- SUCCESS! I thought-----WRONG WRONG WRONG, why yes the basis of the crafts are easy, as are teh concepts, 3D origami/paper sculptures, I thought I could make a 3D Aomi, FINNAALLLLY!! Alas, no, I could not, again, I didn't have the proper equipment.

I sat down and began blueprinting, what i wanted to make, what i had, what i needed, when that was over, I realized that I only needed a few things, thankfully everyone else noticed my angst and they helped me out- then began excited and began asking 'IS IT DONE IT? WHERE IS THE AOMI DOLL?' so it became a family-friends project everyone in it, everyone wanting results which was a big motivator for me.

Cyan, Turqoise, light-peach, black and white paints, easy right? NO.
I was at a huge art store and the colors I needed were somehow OBSCURE ( like everything else in my life!) Eventually- I got what I needed, came home and began the cruel 'god work'. Rememer how I said that the doll-base turned into some lead statue? Well because of that I had to HACK UP THE DOLL but it proved to be in my benefit as I saw I could make the Aomi doll very flexible!



I pulled out the doll's guts and skeleton and inserted random cotton balls, fishing wire (as the skeleton) finally, the doll was ready to be AOMI-FIED. With my black yarn ball and I made the hair, with the white yarn ball I painted strands into turqoise for Aomi Doll's bangs. Aomi's ears were made from pieces of the Aomipu sock ( i am not pleased with the ears, they are very 2-D and I was going for 3D, oh well- I will fix them eventually by adding in 2 small triangles to fullfill the triangle ears)
The tip of Aomi's tail was made from some feather scarf thing.

In 5 days Aomi doll was complete and on the 5th day I began painting in the details, stripes, nipples (lol), bellybutton and then Aomi's face. Aomi has a signature glance to the sides so I went with that- to add a bit of charm to the silly thing, Aomi Doll's eyes glow in the dark!

There are so many what-ifs, madness, laziness, drama, angst, love, hate and sadness that went along with this project, my entire family and friends know of Aomi and there were days where i felt I knew nothing of Aomi, I'm gaining some absurd sense of detachment, well, I was feeling that until I finally held the doll, I fell in love all over again.



Back in October of 1996-7 I made Aomi Armster to spite another made up character named Vanessa and I thought nothing of it back then,it was all just fun and imaginations but I had a friend that pushed me to develop Aomi more ( why? I dont know) I didn't know how to develop characters in any shape or form back then, so my friend told me to use traits of good and bad that I saw in people-- I did. I took what I loved-admired and hated from my friends and family and put them into Aomi. I can't really tell what traits of my own I had put into Aomi, think what I got in Aomi is the image, there is a way I want to look and I think i show it in the way I draw Aomi.

And why the fox/white tiger? Well, blame Xaphan, he has the qualities of a fox, I do not know where I got the white tiger thing, I guess its because I like opposites, got a canine thing going with a feline personality, I don't know.
That is what the doll is like too, opposite-ish. One can bend and stretch it but like with most things bend or stretch too far it breaks, the doll is hard but its squishy, rough and smoothe. Honestly, prototype Aomi was not white or had anything to do with cyans or blues or red shorts or had anything kitty like to it. Look at the picture below, my hideous art-designs YES, THIS IS THE PROTOTYPE AOMI.

but that didn't last very long, Sia and Xaphan made me change the design into the Aomi everyone sees today.

I think stuck with Aomi as a coping thing, a way to take from others yet not taking at all. It is all weird, philosophical mumbo-jumbo, I guess.

OH wow
catboy, neko, kitten
[info]aomiarmster
Dang.. sure haven't updated much
or commented on ya'lls' journals
i still can't get the hang of this hting x_x
im sorry.
just lettin ya'll know
i gots a Wii
and my number for my Wii is
3087-3702-7963-6873

LOVE J0000 FOLKS <3
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freaky numerology things o_o
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
Numerology for Xaphan for 6/29/2006
In Your Public Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Crucifix, Harvest, Outside, Passion, Saturn, Tolerance".
Words that embody the people or things that you interact with are "Angel, Art, Candle, Greed, Mate, Pagan, Rat, Sable".

Words that embody things that you may be a part of are "Juxtaposition".

Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Astronaut, Butterfly, Electricity, Enthusiasm, Transformation".





In Your Private Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Destruction".
Words that embody things that may be a part of you are "Abuse, Blood, Bondage, Crime, Cycle, Evil, Famine, Fling, Fool, Ring, Sex, Son, Thief, Tree".

Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Biology, Clone, Contract, Creation, Danger, Emerald, Endurance, Enigma, Falsehood, Father, Freemasonry, Garden, Glass, Green, Harmony, Healer, Helix, Indigo, Indulgence, Jaguar, Judgment, Juxtaposition, Kiss, Library, Loop, Lord, Matrix, Mentor, Muse, Night, Pattern, Pledge, Poem, Puppet, Rune, Science, Script, Silver, Speed, Spin, Storm, Teeth, Tequila, Terror, Thirst, Unicorn, Uranus, Violence, Whale".





In Your Spiritual Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Spotlight".
Words that embody things that may be a part of you are "Bear, Card, God".

Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Amulet, Business, Cascade, Cathedral, Child, Dance, Despair, Failure, Fashion, Gentle, Hand, Head, Hunt, Inspiration, Intensity, Irony, Jazz, Jealousy, Job, Journey, Law, Lover, Lust, Money, Motor, Obsession, Oil, Pestilence, Pilot, Porcupine, Reason, Record, Red, River, Rocket, Satin, School, Serendipity, Sight, Slut, Slut, Smoke, Stability, Stimulation, Style, Surrealism, Sweet, Symphony, Torture, Tower, Tropic, University, User, Venus, Witch, Wizard, World".
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Numerology for Teni for 6/29/2006
In Your Public Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Butcher, Council, Engineer, Glory, Mouth, Player, Power, Stars, Theater".




In Your Private Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Assassin, Blasphemy, Dinosaur, Skeleton".
Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Adventure, Equality, Facade, Interest, Jade, Loyalty, Seduction, Sunlight, Wireless".





In Your Spiritual Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Flattery, Mountain, Navigator".
Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Answer, Barrier, Breakthrough, Bronze, Carnival, Desert, Europe, Execution, Fellowship, Hornet, Hypnosis, Ice, Leopard, Letter, Microscope, Mystery, Party, Philosophy, Roulette, Snow, Sphere, Spider, Target, Throne, Tragedy, Vanilla".

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Numerology for Aomi for 6/29/2006
In Your Public Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Alchemy, Challenge, Clown, Guru, Killer, Lyric, Soul, Touch, Water, Work".
Words that embody the people or things that you interact with are "Chameleon, Fiction, Guitar, Master, Pentacle, Revenge, Ripple, Rodent, Scholar, Skunk, Victim".





In Your Private Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Bliss, Ebony, Magenta, Mist, Steel, Trance".
Words that embody the people or things that you interact with are "Cage".

Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Community, Fertility, Immunity, Infinity, Ingenuity, Kaleidoscope, Linguistics, Misadventure, Monolith, Platinum, Profanity, Pursuit, Puzzle, Retribution, Sculptor, Strategy, Technology, Temptation, Ugliness, Virility, Voyeur".





In Your Spiritual Life...
Words that embody your presence are "Celebration, Consort, Devotion, Monster, Rapport, Vortex".
Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Adversary, Affair, Alien, Ally, America, Animal, Anticipation, Apocalypse, Audio, Cabaret, Camera, Circle, Coin, Demand, Dream, Duke, Flesh, Globe, Home, I Ching, Invention, Joke, Jubilation, Key, King, Lens, Lion, Lock, Moonlight, Resistance, Snake, Submission, Surrender, Synergy, Tomb, Trumpet, Typhoon, Universe".

i dont believe it
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
so i was asked again to draw something- ya know a request?
well i'm flooded with things like that- and i have art trades i have to owe-- yup
so jokingly i said
if i get paid $5 for requests--- then HECK YEAH D:
I was told-- yeah they'd pay. so i'm like .... crazy enough for commissions?
ok D:
my prices are low- and its a half and half thing- i'll have more details later
this is not a sure set thing yet.. just an idea
and idea X_x nothing is set up yet but these be my standards D:
but i cant do commisions until i finish my art trades ---
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if you want- you can always chose the pose of a character/s
my art style is a mix of anime & western-ish ness

[]1 full body character drawn with a backshot background of said character's torso is $5
example of a backshot background --> http://www.deviantart.com/view/35182775/

[]1 full body character bust is $2 (with choice of color background)

[] full body character (one character) sheets are $10 with 4 poses ( you know, front back 3/4th's and side view )

[]full body character (one character) sheets with accessories & 4 poses $ facial expressions are $25

[]2 character busts is $5 (like the torso shot of a momma holding her baby)

[] 1 full body character with choice of background is $7

* I can also draw hentai & yaoi & yuri ( straight porn, gay porn, lesbian or random nudes)

[]all porn things are $8 ONLY 2 CHARACTERS no backgrounds (choose the posing/ act & whatever is going on )

[]random nudes 1 fully body character (you know the artistic kind of nude) will be $5

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-GIVE FULL DETAILS- (for each character)
Name of Character:
Name of owner of Character:
body shape:
pose of character:
facial expression:
Age:
skin color:
eye color:
hair color:
hair style:
scars?:
earings?:
markings on skin?:
jewelry?:
clothing(full details here):
(if it applies) Background?:
any pets?:
weapons?:
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this is just an idea... i'm going for-- i dont know about it-- it depends on who wants it
half and half..
all the of the above will have full shading & stuff. @_@
just an idea....

RANDOM TESTS & SHIT
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
I shall update this.. later... >.> LOVE YOU GUYS <3


Dry Duck

People Iced:Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted:Eight
Favorite WeaponA Cleaver
Arms Broken:Twenty Five
Eyes Gouged:Four
Tongues Cut Off:Eight
Biggest Enemy:Charlie Lucky

Get Your HITMAN Name



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nailed stuff
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Which FF Character Are You?


I nailed that guy, shouldn't be a surprise although
most of the time i get Squall or Paine :|

class starts today, life will be a drag T_T
hunger, weight issues, heartburn
well i'm not gonna whine and moan i just deal and go YEEY!
i so love my friends XD

wow such insane things i found out about 'xaphan' though i'm ....
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
utterly clueless as to WTF it all means
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Killing Them With Kindness: Xaphan causes no Disturbance when killing a human, provided that he does it by giving said human precisely what he or she asked for.


Now, it should be said that the Word 'Killing Them with Kindness' might have a different interpretation if a non-Habbalite held it. Then again, it might not: Saminga can be a little literal-minded when it comes to phrases that include the word 'kill'. He's certainly literal-minded about this one.



So is Xaphan, not that he actually realizes it. The Habbalite sees himself as a witty, sophisticated critic of humanity in general and their weaknesses in particular. His scenarios are designed to illustrate this by graphically demonstrating how humans always want that which will destroy them. Xaphan is quite proud of his sense of the absurd: indeed, he considers his work to far surpass that of those pathetic fools at Dark Humor.



That's his opinion, at least. Everyone else thinks that he's a humorless, obnoxious little twit who wouldn't recognize irony if you hit him with it. His precious 'scenarios' come in two flavors (heavy handed and incomprehensible), his (unjustified) opinion of his sophistication is only matched by his completely unwarranted pride in his abilities and there has never been a documented case where Xaphan has actually managed to be deliberately funny.



Oh, Xaphan kills people all the time - no question there, and indeed there's quite a few angels that want to have a little chat with him about it - but, frankly, the Punisher has the artistic, aesthetic and dramatic skill of a moldy radish. He can't even manage to make his tableaus particularly disturbing and/or frightening, which takes real skill for a Servitor of Death. His work is instead just... vaguely sad, to the point where his fellow demons feel oddly embarrassed and apologetic about it. Yes, kill humans, no argument there - but, come on, possibly one could be a bit more darkly majestic about it? Hell has a certain reputation to keep up, after all, and Xaphan isn't helping it at all. Unfortunately, nobody serving Death can really say anything to him: you see, Saminga finds the Habbalite's work to be amazingly subtle and humorous.

(obviously from some game D: )

well well things so far
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
I finally got my sephiroth action figure
to my horror he's hand painted
YES HE IS and i can tell by the smell and the way the fucking paint chipped off
but thankfully meh dad has paints just for a problem like this bwahhaha
it helps to have a family member in the modeling field
they have the know-how to most of all chaotic problems bwahahah.
the model is awesome other than the smell and the paint problem, he's not too big, completely poseable
the sword is really nice, although by realstic standards i'd suppose the handle would be a bit longer but any way i'm happy very happy i'm going to seek out a plastic casing for him, his own factory package is damaging
as i said the paint chipped off his armor one way one could tell it shand painted is because of how he is sealed in, with tape and plastic
no machine could do that with oohh so tender care
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on another note i was playing dynasty warriors 2 dont ask why i was bored
but i was clearly amused at the battle-ish-ness and your ally AI's are not that bad
and i loved flailing away as Zhao Yun and Sima Yi
to my shock they're on opposite sides but whatever
nothing is more fun that playing through chinese historical drama!!!!
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did more research
the voice actor for adult link, nightmare, and yoshimitsu is also zee voice actor for hiei
O.O
yeah his name is nobuyuki hiyama
he goes by another but.. bleh i dont remeMBER
i figured this out via wikipedia
good stuff good stuff

ARTISTS BLOCK OH N0EEEEZ
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
>:(
FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKER FUCK
>:|
I CAN'T DRAW I CAN'T WRITE
I'M SO MAD THIS ISN'T FINE
FUCK THIS ALL I TELL YOU WHAT
SHIT OH FUCK THATS ALL I GOT!
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yeah it can happen... sometims
rainbow, rage
[info]aomiarmster
Aomi> you know T_T DONT BE A CATBOY AMONG A DRAGON
Aomi> DOOM
Aomi> PAIN
Aomi> OMGG x_X
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> then they force you to join a harem @_@
Aomi> and be the third wife or something
Aomi> even though you are male
Aomi> OMGG x_x
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Aomi> OH AND THEN WHEN THE DRAGON IS IN AP ISSY MOOOD
Aomi> YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO COMFORT HIM ;|
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Sanosuke> stupid dragons
Aomi> AND IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG
Aomi> HE EATS A SLAVE T_T
Aomi> then you gotta pick his teeth
Aomi> OH AND THE INSTANT YOU BATHE WITH OUT HIS PERMISSION HE TRIES TO SET YOU ON FIRE ;O;
Aomi> but you can't do SHIT
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> BECAUSE YOU ARE THE THIRD WIFE :|
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> you gotta take abuse from the 1st and 2nd
Aomi> BUT HE LOVES YOU MORE BECAUSE
Aomi> YOU ARE THE 3RD WIFE :|
Sanosuke> 14 *kills dragons and takes arm*
Aomi> @.@
Aomi> AND THEN WHEN HE WANTS TO PROCREATE
Aomi> OMGGGGG
Aomi> YOU HAVE A HARD TIME TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM THAT YOU ARE MALEE AND YOU CAN'T BREEED
Aomi> he doesn't care
Aomi> HE MAULS YOU ANYWAY
AND FOR SOME FREAKED OUT REASON, YOU FIND YOURSELF PREGNANT o_o
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Sanosuke> 14 *sits on carcas of dead dragon*
Aomi> AND YOU SIT ON A ROCK, PONDERING, ' HOW DID I GET PREGNANT? I'M MALE!"
Aomi> then you find out, he had eaten the 1st and 2nd wives :|
Sanosuke> try stabbing in the balls?
Sanosuke> :P
Aomi> EVER TRY STABBING A DRAGON ALTOGETHER? ITS LIKE BASTARDEDEDED
Aomi> AND THE BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOU o_o
Aomi> SO
Aomi> WTF
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> OH AND THINGS GET WORSE AFTER YOU LAY A GIANT EGG BIGGER THAN YOURSELF :|
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> THEN THINGS GET EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU FIND OUT THE DRAGON HAS A BROTHER T__T
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Aomi> AND ARENT THINGS GREAT WHEN YOUR OWN CHILDREN TRY TO EAT YOU?!?!? O_O
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> THEN ONE DAAAAY THE DRAGONS ARE HAVING GUESTS
Aomi> YOU ARE FORCED TO BE SERVANT!
Aomi> :O AND HOLY HELL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GUEST O HONOR!
Aomi> AND THEN YOU DIE-.-
ANOTHER STORY!
Sanosuke> o.o
Aomi> NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR SENSEI
Aomi> WHY?
Aomi> HE'S MARRIED
Aomi> HAS TWO KIDS
Aomi> HIS WIFE IS A MANIAC :|
Aomi> BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Aomi> NOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST ..
Aomi> YOU KNOW O.O;;
Aomi> WITH HIM
Aomi> ANDD THEN THE WIFE WALKS IN ON YOU TWO
Aomi> OMGGGGGGG
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> THE WIFE IS SO ANGRY
Aomi> ' I NEVER THOUGHT MY HUSBAND WAS GAY!!"
Aomi> HE GETS ANGRY! " I'M BISEXUAL!!"
Sanosuke> heh
Aomi> AND YOU FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Aomi> BUT THE NEXT DAY, YOU DIE
Aomi> FOR VIOLATING SOME STUPID HOLY LAW O_o
Sanosuke> wow
Sanosuke> that was special
Aomi> BUT BUT
Aomi> THEN
Aomi> THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD
Aomi> LIKES YOU!
Aomi> AND RESSURECTS YOU
Aomi> BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE
Aomi> SO YOU STAY WITH HIM
Aomi> AND PISS OFF HIS WIFE XD

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